Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
hell yeah I do
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
IS THIS REAL
if sansa or arya dies i kid you not i will throw the entire asoiaf series down into a burning pit and then i’ll throw myself in there too and i will rise, unburnt, with the first three dragons the world has seen for hundreds of years feeding off my breasts and when my dragons are grown we will lay waste to books and burn grrm to the ground